Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Last Summer in Logie.Rain comes, at last. Nature's management of our finite resources reaching perilous efficiency, the final drops of moisture, reserved, stored where dryness goes last. Sense of Last Summer sweeps over this side of Logie, as in, The. Last. Summer. Soon come bulldozers, wrecking machines, hard-hatted men, all that, we squeeze Every last drop of light and warmth from these balmy days, owning bright spots, setting out effects, feng shui marking territory, Enjoy. It all melts away gradually. Rain seeping down the sides of sofas, Saturating seats. Grand armchairs huddle purposelessly, if not ashamed. Not the same to sit on, I fear it would take many days of Sun, Sun that will never come, not now, not ever, not here. Cor, Thursday Aug 01, 2013
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Cor for his excellent direct email support that he showed in past couple days to me""Much more useful than anything provided by BT.""Very interesting reading. Thank you.""Just got a Voyager 205 router, and just found your site FANTASTIC & WELL DONE!""checksum really is great software and I highly recommend it.""hey to the creater of this page.... WOW nice one its been no end of help!""I'm a true newbie. Your writing is clearly written and wonderfully implemented. Thank you!""Read the whole thread - superb work!""Great page! I like your style, but I fear your response...""I think your site is great, no other like it on the web that i have found""Amazing!""Very useful information for web developers.""thanks, what a great guide!""I'm really enjoying using Checksum.""cor, you're a star - don't know how u have the patience.""what a great xmas present finding this site was.""checksum is just so simple, and well, it just "makes sense"""Hey just downloaded arse :D lol love the sound of it haha then I downloaded the p2p and other scripts, ran those and now uTorrent says my port is forwarded properly :) thanks guys!""cor You're a hero. Your example gave me the heads up to solve something I have struggled with for sometime now.""I am facinated by this page. its a glimpse of a whole new world.""Your software is a pleasure to use!""This program is great. I love the unconventional flexibility.""This site kicks ass!""Man, Cor, THANKS SO MUCH! Like I said I've been slaving away the past few days trying to figure it out, scoured SMF & Joomla forums all over... and you answered it with one post.""This is the site i have been looking for!!!! BT technical line are useless!!!!""Gee I am glad I found this..."