Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Little White Shelf.I've a little white shelf and I looked and it was empty I said the snow's a foot deep here no way I'm gettin even the Landie up the hill. She's two hundred yards away, using a mobile. But yoo dinnae hae a landie- O- Fone goes on the blink then. Sod it. I've a little white shelf and I looked and it was empty I Find a glass, and some seeds, Sunflower mostly. An old milk bottle sits on the sill, gatherin up the sun, dregs from the kettle, pours some in. Cor, 29th December 1999
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Thanks! I like how it will sit at the bottom corner- something I spent over an hour trying to get the Vista clock to do!""Thank you for this useful and versatile tool. That's just what I needed""Thanks! You are awesome!""Article is simple and informative.""Okay now that I've read this whole page I'm even more lost than I started.""Well as a newbie i at first found it all quite daunting hey but I just followed your commands and bingo""This site is so much appreciated..My 205 would be smashed by now if it wasnt for you lol!!""I just want to thank you for taking the time to write this guide. It has helped me alot, very good work keep it up.""Thanks cor for the advice! This web site is a blessing.""Excellent write up - this was exactly what I was looking for. Great work.""This site kicks ass!""Great site, it has helped me out no-end.""I can't thank you enough cor, for your patience..""Cor your a ledgend""This is truly a wonderful & informative site.""I'm really enjoying using Checksum.""First, thanks for a great program. Very fast and does everything you stated in an intelligent way.""This is a great resource!""Excellent site loads of info for the router. plenty of tips that you don't get from the offical sources.""Top Site. Thanks, My router was slow, unreliable and causing no end of problems with my broadband connection. Hacked it this morning and it is now working brilliantly, a differnet router altogether. You can't fix my renault 11 as well can you?""After reading this page I thought no way checksum could live up to all your hype. but it does! Way to go!""Just a quick line to say thanks for not only a couple of great pages on the mysterious .htaccess inner workings, but almost even more for the fantastic and entertaining comment section! If you're ever in Zermatt for a bit of skiing, etc, give a shout - a beer or three are reserved as a small thanks""Hey man, thanks for the advice! Nice write-up.""Finally, FINALLY, I've managed to get NAT problem sorted with P2P client! Thanks a quadzillion!""Much more useful than anything provided by BT.""Really good article. Thank you very much."