Hi. I am Cor,
Writer, maker of tools..
Little White Shelf.I've a little white shelf and I looked and it was empty I said the snow's a foot deep here no way I'm gettin even the Landie up the hill. She's two hundred yards away, using a mobile. But yoo dinnae hae a landie- O- Fone goes on the blink then. Sod it. I've a little white shelf and I looked and it was empty I Find a glass, and some seeds, Sunflower mostly. An old milk bottle sits on the sill, gatherin up the sun, dregs from the kettle, pours some in. Cor, 29th December 1999
So that's words.
They are tools, or can be. I make tools.
Maybe you've heard of some of them, maybe..
I have always made music and now have literally thousands of songs scattered around the place. Few have had a proper "release". I have started to do something about that..
like these free widescreen wallpapers are..
I can get Scanoramic when I have to..
But usually end up making more tools..
..web server fun
Maybe, like millions before you came here to leech check out some of my world-famous
.htaccess tips and tricks. Hey, if you make web sites, why not check out some juicy web techniques or grab some groovy Web Site Spare Parts™ or while you're at it!
Like the world's fastest live php search engine..
Or a back-end download machine that can not only count and log your web downloads, but embed its download menus right inside your site's pages, like this (simple example)..
Or a php login system that closes a common (commonly ignored, that is) browser security hole? That would be pajamas.
Or perhaps a dynamic 404 page capable of not only automatically seeking out your site's missing pages, but jumping users directly to files you just happened to move, even fixing your broken links (even broken image links) on-the-fly.. And while it's at it, handles all your error documents, 403, 500, 401, whatever you need.. Meet Active Error Pages.
Or what about a Hot-Link script capable not just of defeating nasty bandwidth thefts, but of transforming them into free promotions for your site! Auto-HotLink is free, too.
Or what about a way to protect your site from bandwidth-sucking site hammers, bad bots, script-kiddies, h4x0rs, referer spammers and more? That would be the often-copied, never equalled, one-and-only.. Anti-Hammer. Note: Anti-Hammer Pro now available!
..just some of the highlights.
Or maybe you want to setup a server, or do some P2P file sharing, and got tricked into thinking I had the most accessible Static IP tutorial on the web. Sucker! It just looks that way because the rest are so poor (that's still a great way to get on top in many fields of endeavour). There are quite a few other tutorials kicking around here, more get added all the time, as time allows.
The networking stuff has been thrown here. I aim to expand this area, share some of my work with OpenWrt, amongst other things. As time allows.
Maybe you were looking for something else. Do feel free to rake around, there is a lot more inside, and a lot of it fairly well hidden, needs locating. That search function is handy for that, I find (at the foot).
I'm here full-time, making your life easier!
So while you are passing through, reaping the benefits, perhaps you might consider helping out with my family's next meal (that's four mouths now!), pair of shoes, that sort of thing..
Every penny is gratetully received. Though donations of under a quid get laughed at. I mean seriously, five pence?
Either way, people do say lots and lots of nice things..
Note: refresh the page for even more!
"Your software is a pleasure to use!""I'm really enjoying using Checksum.""After reading this page I thought no way checksum could live up to all your hype. but it does! Way to go!""Very clear English, communicated all I needed to know to make the required changes to my Linux system. Good to see that you didn't assume too much prior knowledge whilst not assuming we are daft. Bravo, top of the class.""Informative and simple, awesome guide, thank you.""hey man, it's kai from 15.02.06. just dropping by to look for the solution you posted from 2 years ago (time flies). nice to see that you are still helping many!""good site, good info and advise... and even better post and thread setup here... i love it here....""Well impressed m8""Excellent advice, you have just made my life a lot easier, and put things in layman terms. Much appreciated.""Cor i love you! (In a manly way of course) Im XLink Kai on-line and i got green light for torrents...i owe you :-)""your site was really helpful. not only have i now got p2p programs to work (only this site out of all i looked at that helped) but i feel safer now i've customised my router. many thanks.""This is by far the best candidate to replace the many random checksum generators out there.""I'm a true newbie. Your writing is clearly written and wonderfully implemented. Thank you!""no other article was able to explain it so easily and thoroughly""It's a great site here.. Im learning loads here too. Corz has created a goldmine :)""Great site! I'm learning.""I agree with you, FSUM will get the job done. But if you need something more powerful, then you will love checksum.""Cor your a ledgend""Checksum has got to be the best utility I have found and used in recent years.""Really appreciate the efforts excellent prog excellent site, did everything i needed it to. thanks again""Hey man, thanks for the advice! Nice write-up.""This website rulez.""Some of the greatest and most creative .htaccess tips and tricks I've ever found, and i have searched extensively.. Used some of your ideas for my .htaccess articles.""Hey just downloaded arse :D lol love the sound of it haha then I downloaded the p2p and other scripts, ran those and now uTorrent says my port is forwarded properly :) thanks guys!""I love the whole thing about this site because it appears to answer all my needs & exudes a positive energy, only thing is it all appears to be in a strange elvish dialect."